cordjefferson:

“NUMBER OF WORDS: 11”

It’s “11” because the number that means “mutual oral pleasure” hadn’t been invented yet in 1943 or whenever, and the number 11, representing “upright congress” was as crazy as it got. 

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   NUMBER OF NUMBERS: 16 (depending on how you count them)

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    This is amusing but Women can be just amusing as books and books can make you just as miserable

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    Some men get the book AND the woman.

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